a new thing

do i really learn a new thing everyday?

Wednesday, August 25, 2004

anniversary anthems

a few things i have learnt today, but i'm about to go out so it may be a bit rushed and not mention all of them...

don't eye up girls whilst out driving with the wife on the wedding anniversary... we were driving along and at some traffic lights / road works there was a lass wanting to pull out and i thought to myself 'if she smiles at me i'll let her pull out'. she didn't smile so i didn't let her out. wife said to me 'i thought you were going to let her pull out' so i told her my idea of if she smiled she could go. she said: 'why's that then? cos she has brown hair?' (knowing that i prefer brunettes to blondes) and my response was 'no, she had nice tits'. i got hit. i learnt my lesson...

i also learnt something about someone after i had already dropped myself into something... whoops! no names mentioned to avoid any embarrasment! but surely, if people have complexes about such weird things they should let me know beforehand so i know what not to say!

anyway, off for a meal now :)

cheerio,

MaFt